Part 1
Do not continuously resort to the convenience of the last watering hole on your way home after a night out on the town. Filled with lonely, drunken desire, you may find yourself clinging to the hope of snagging the resident beauty by simply having to throw a witty line and a cheeky smile her way. Evidently resulting in a hop, skip, and a stumble home, with your prized catch slung over one shoulder. This, boys, is rarely the case.
There is the distinct possibility you will find your self staggering out the door, arm in arm with the runt of the litter - the resident Gorgon - in full view of your friends and neighbours. The morning after you may well wake from your slumber filled less with contentment and more with repugnance, possibly a long way from home, contemplating an escape plan.
This is neither economical, nor is it self-esteem building. Not to mention horrendous for your - up to this minute - fairly well kept reputation. It may be character building, depending on the character you’re looking to build. But one must always realise when it’s time to put the cork in the bottle and savor this pent up desire for another evening. The cork will then well and truly fly off when your desires are finally filled.
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